Q: A problem has cropped up for me ever since the reports of Donald Trump’s pissing Russian hookers made the news. Every time someone on social media tries to make a comment about how disgusting that is, someone else scolds that person for “kink shaming.” By normalizing my piss fetish, you’re making it dull for me. Piss was one of the few things that even the kink community found disgusting. My polyamorous boyfriend and I found each other without knowing we shared a love for piss. The one thing the piss porn I’ve been watching for half my life completely failed to capture is how goddamn amazing it is to embrace and make out with a person you love dearly while you’re both covered in each other’s piss. If you personally don’t want to kink shame, that’s fine. But everyone, please stop telling your friends not to kink shame so that my boyfriend and I can get back to pissing on each other and feeling disgusting about it and horny because of it. —Pissed Off Slut Wife

Let’s say a guy working in a shoe store has an intense attraction to feet. Is it inappropriate for him to get an obvious boner while helping women try on shoes? Of course it is. And it would be super inappropriate of him to ask the women he’s serving if he can jack off about their feet after his shift. But if he can go eight hours without giving off any signs of secret perving, that guy can sell shoes. And he’s free to upload mental images to his spank bank for later.