PULL QUOTE: “An open relationship for her but a closed-on-a-technicality relationship for you? Yeah, no.”
Q: I am a 50-year-old queer man who never really came out—except to people I’m cruising or fucking. Oh, and to my wife. Is there any social or political value to coming out now, in the shadow of a Trump presidency?
A: Your friend’s head is what’s up—up his own ass. Stop letting him stick his dick up yours. (P.S. His regret has me wondering if his marriage is actually open or if he’s cheating on his wife. If you’ve never discussed their polyamorous arrangement with her, that probably what’s up.)
Q: Please elaborate on your suggestion that an open relationship could save a marriage.
A: The healthiest thing would be for your jealous and confrontational partner to address his or her issues with a therapist after you’ve DTMFA.
Speaking of impeachment: Four in ten Americans support impeaching Trump. Nixon didn’t hit that number until 18 months into the Watergate scandal. And speaking of my ITMFA campaign: We’ve already raised $100,000 at ITMFA.org, with all proceeds going to the ACLU, Planned Parenthood, and the International Refugee Assistance Project. Get your ITMFA hats, buttons, and T-shirts at ITMFA.org! (Coming soon: coffee mugs and stickers!) v
