I took to the stage at Revolution Hall in Portland, Oregon, for a live taping of the Savage Lovecast on Easter weekend. Audience members submitted their questions on cards, but there were many we didn’t get to. So in this week’s column I’m going to reply to as many as I can.
A: I’m tired of this debate, so consider this my final answer: So what if it is pee?
Q: I want to try anal, but I’m scared of getting poop on my partner. Is an enema enough?
A: Play around in theory for now—lots of dirty talk—and put theory into practice after your kid is a toddler and you’ve landed a reliable babysitter.
Q: I have large breasts. My partners are either like “YAY BOOOOBS!” or they ignore my breasts entirely. What is it with that? How do I get people to interact with my breasts like they’re another nice body part and not a bizarre thing?
A: If your boyfriend won’t go down on you unless some fag advice columnist tells him to—if his girlfriend asking isn’t good enough—then it’s you I want to order around (break up with him!), not your boyfriend.
